{"product_id":"soy-candle-currently-underwhelmed-scented-9oz","title":"Soy Candle — \"Currently Underwhelmed\" Scented 9oz","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e9oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Diameter, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            2.80 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A small, thoughtfully crafted soy candle that pairs quiet humor with cozy ambience. Hand-poured in a reusable glass jar, it fills the room with one of twelve carefully blended scents — from warm Cinnamon Vanilla to breezy Sea Salt + Orchid — while the minimalist label “CURRENTLY UNDERWHELMED” and simple figure sketch add a wry, relatable touch. Burns clean for 50–60 hours on a 100% cotton wick and uses a natural soy wax blend so the scent comes through without harsh chemicals. Once finished, the glossy-labeled jar cleans up nicely and becomes a little vessel for trinkets or decor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Eco-friendly, vegan, non-toxic soy wax blend with cotton wick\u003cbr\u003e- Reusable glass vessel — clean and repurpose after burning\u003cbr\u003e- 50–60 hour burn time; ASTM safety compliant\u003cbr\u003e- Choose from 12 scents (including Apple Harvest, Clean Cotton, Cinnamon Vanilla, Sea Salt + Orchid, and Unscented)\u003cbr\u003e- 9 oz (2.8\" × 3.5\") jar with glossy permanent adhesive label; assembled in the USA\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets.  Never burn the candle near flammable items. \t\t\t\t\t\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Lumient, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets.  Never burn the candle near flammable items. \t\t\t\t\t\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Clean Cotton \/ 9oz","offer_id":51545405948200,"sku":"28565325106327218426","price":19.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sea Salt + Orchid \/ 9oz","offer_id":51545405980968,"sku":"14951050345795678547","price":19.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Sage and Lavender \/ 9oz","offer_id":51545406013736,"sku":"96872507768880214305","price":19.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Apple Harvest \/ 9oz","offer_id":51545406046504,"sku":"10993484130843032478","price":19.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cinnamon Vanilla \/ 9oz","offer_id":51545406079272,"sku":"23639677346958753228","price":19.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Christmas Warmth \/ 9oz","offer_id":51545406112040,"sku":"28083214377264969181","price":19.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut Cream + Cardamom \/ 9oz","offer_id":51545406144808,"sku":"43374395883015486679","price":19.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peppered Passionfruit \/ 9oz","offer_id":51545406177576,"sku":"20179710991749389090","price":19.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unscented \/ 9oz","offer_id":51545406210344,"sku":"88151294967751441306","price":19.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/8555\/4984\/files\/17359444699050347182_2048.jpg?v=1773730972","url":"https:\/\/www.demuredesigns.store\/products\/soy-candle-currently-underwhelmed-scented-9oz","provider":"Demure Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}